Liberal Logic 101: The Slanderous Hypocrisy: (Part One)

See Part Two of this post at Village of the Banned:
http://ireporters.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/liberal-logic-101-the-slanderous-hypocrisy-part-two/

16 responses to “Liberal Logic 101: The Slanderous Hypocrisy: (Part One)

  1. Good Morning America.

    I hope you enjoy this series of posts spanning Voting American, Village of the Banned and Twilight’s Last Gleaming.

    Please feel free to use any of the pictures posted in this series ;)

    Hat tip to our newest contributor Ron Hanzel for the pictures that made this series possible.

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  4. Subject: I Want a Divorce

    Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with.

    Dear American liberals, leftists, progressives, socialists, regressives, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

    We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

    Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

    Here is a model separation agreement:

    1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

    2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

    3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

    4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

    5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

    6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

    7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

    8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

    9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and Rednecks.

    10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

    11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

    12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

    13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

    14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

    15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

    16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..

    17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

    18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

    19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.

    20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

    21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

    22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservativepatriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

    Sincerely,
    John J. Wall
    Law Student and an American

    P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, GEORGE CLOONEY, and Jane Fonda with you.

    P.S.S..: And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.
    **If you can’t stand behind our Military, please feel free to stand in front of them! **

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  6. Thank you for the link back my friends at Freedom is Just Another Word

  7. Liberal Logic 101; The Slanderous Hypocrisy:

    See the three part series:

    See Part One of this post over at Voting American:

    http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/liberal-logic-101-the-slanderous-hypocrisy-part-one/

    See Part Two of this post at Village of the Banned:

    http://ireporters.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/liberal-logic-101-the-slanderous-hypocrisy-part-two/

    Part three of the Voting American Series is out at Twilight’s Last Gleaming:

    http://twighlightslastgleaming.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/liberal-logic-101-the-slanderous-hypocrisy-part-three/

  8. I like your post (s) better than the one I have on PAN. Same material, somehow you said it better. Especially the divorce part. =>)

    • How interesting is that? I got my pics from an email at 4am this morning and couldn’t resist doing a series on them. Thanks for sharing this with me my friend. Now I know where it came from.

  9. Well done my friend !
    ” If you can’t stand behind our Military, please feel free to stand in front of them.”
    LOVE IT !
    If you insist on burning Our Flag, please wrap yourself in it first.

    Both are great bumper stickers.

    We were Soldiers !

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