Obama’s entrance into the House Chamber
President Obama will be giving his State of the Union Speech on Tuesday night. This is what I think he will “Really” be saying to America!
My Fellow American Comrades,
As you all know, I, myself and me, have spent America into bankrupcy! But, that’s Ok. (applause) We all know it was Bush’s Fault and so I, myself and me, have come up with another plan (Scheme) of spending that I, myself and me, feel will insure that each and every working American for Generations to come can take part in. I, myself and me, will be implementing a new program to Rebuild our Infrastructures, Rail Systems, and Power Grids that will cost (you) Billions upon Billions of dollars. If it was not for me, myself, and I, I don’t know where America would be today?
(wild cheers) (applause) (more cheers) (Chris Mathews has orgasm) (more applause)(yada,yada,yada,) (applause)
The road to Communism is never easy and many times it requires Violent Protests and the declaration of Marshal Law. I, myself and me are determined to bring that about so that there are no more Rich people in America. Your Tax Burden will be a heavy one, but….., now listen to me, listen to me……,(pause) I, myself and me have determined that it is not fair for lazy people to have to struggle on the meager Welfare payments they receive. I, myself and me have put America on the path to Total Unemployment. Why should anyone have to work when the Rich People of our Country are more than able to support us all for at least a few more years.
Now………., I, myself and me know there are going to be some Skeptics out there (pause)……… and I, myself and me know we are going to have to deal with the Party of “No” (know), but, I, myself and me are confident that with an effective Smear Campaign by my Lame Stream Media (thank you Chris) and some Strong Arm Tactics by my fellow SEIU workers we can intimidate enough Americans to go along with my Recovery (Destruction) Program for the United States and my Socialists friends here in America. (Applause) (Cheers) ( YOU LIE) (oops, how did that get in there)? Hear me now people (pause)……….. sit down and shut up, I myself and me know what I am doing and most of you people don’t have a clue. America needs to relax and chill out for a bit.(pause) (snicker)…… Life is too short to be so pre-occupied with my politics and so why don’t you folks just sit in the back seat and let me drive this program home?
(wild applause) (cheers) (ba-loon drop) (confetti drop) (more cheers)
America no longer needs to be the Worlds Super Power, (applause) and I, myself and me have secretly arranged for our friends in Russia to provide a Nuclear Umbrella over America to protect us from our common enemy the Tea Party Senior Citizens who have terrorized everyday American’s with their Flag Waving , lawn chair sitting, Patriotic gobeligoo speeches and protests. (cheers) (applause). I, myself and me have also arrange for our friends in the Chinese Government to provide for our protection from these Tea Party People by sending in 27 Million of their Troops to help patrol our Cities and Streets. (applause) (cheers)
I took a solemn oath to protect certain people and groups in America from her Constitution and the Tea Party and by golly that is what I am going to do. (wild cheers) (Pelosi tears up)
In closing let me, myself and I make one thing perfectly clear.
Umm, a, ah, umm, hold on a minute, umm, a, oh, yah, and may Mother Nature bless the United States of Amerika.